Want to know the height of arrogant presumption? I am
about to do it. I am going to define my entire generation via one word. One.
Single. Word.
Ready? Here it is –
Cool.
That’s the word to define Baby Boomers and those who came
the generation after for good measure. It’s what we all wanted to be. Cool. And
what did we not want to be?
Un-cool.
It’s not a temperature. It’s not a weather term. It’s an
attitude. Everyone wants to be cool. Now, previous generations had their terms
that connoted cool – suave, debonair, smooth. We also had synonyms such as hip,
jake, chill.
But it was cool to be cool.
Cool got you laid. Cool got doors opened for you. Cool got
you popular – “Oh, Frankie over there? He’s cool.” It was the only label you
needed. Smart? Psht. Educated? Please. Vegetarian? Dude, not cool.
Sometimes imploring someone to be cool is what a situation
totally calls for:
Now I would be remiss if I didn't give a nod to the runner-up word of our generation: Fuck. For those offended by that, get the fuck over it.
Or fucking, better, get a fucking clue because fuck is the fuckingest baddest word any motherfucker ever fucked. Which, as that sentence demonstrates, shows the versatility of it.
But cool is a word with so many uses which all center on one, singular intent.
Or fucking, better, get a fucking clue because fuck is the fuckingest baddest word any motherfucker ever fucked. Which, as that sentence demonstrates, shows the versatility of it.
But cool is a word with so many uses which all center on one, singular intent.
We all want to be cool.
1 comment:
FUCKING-A COOL!
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